cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via chaoskitty1257)
The night sky calls me
My name is haley and I can hear colors and taste sounds. Love me, i will gladly be your friend.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via homegrownhomo)
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
(via armenianmolasses)
i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly
(via lunaamour)
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
(via roarthisisannoying)
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via epizkey)
Seeing stuff like this actually makes me shiver. The feeling of someone you love stroking your skin… it’s one of the most satisfying and intense feelings anyone could get.
(via devlostinwonderland)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(via devlostinwonderland)
Jason Isaacs: My favourite line actually belongs to Dan. In chamber of secrets. I wanted a closing line, which I told Chris Columbus and he said, ‘make something up.’ Daniel didn’t know about this. He knew up to the part before I turned around. And I said ‘Let’s hope Mr Potter will always be around to save the day.
And Dan, he must’ve been around this height, looked up, puffed his chest and said ‘Don’t worry I will be’
(via thefandomlyfe)
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.
i can’t believe it’s been 420 years since bob marley discovered marijuana
(via mass-homocide)
(via thefandomlyfe)
you can be intelligent and successful
you can be sexually active and promiscuous
also…. you can be both
Love this
(via rainbowashes)
